Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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