i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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