just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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