I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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