You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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