i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.