dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?