Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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