any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
