ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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