Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.