It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.