Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
handjob tips. give me some.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me