I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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Have fun and good luck.