Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Let's get the cat blown out
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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