Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He better not be in your backpack
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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