absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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