I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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