Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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