Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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