Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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