I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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