i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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