We won't sleep together?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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