How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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