For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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