He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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