We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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