Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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