Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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