I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
True strength comes from lack of pants
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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