dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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