i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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