I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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