The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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