OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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