I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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