I didn't shave. On purpose
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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