i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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