Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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