I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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