Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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