It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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