spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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