im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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