well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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