i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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