Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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