dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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