You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I could make wine with my vomit
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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