it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Someone signed my nipple.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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