We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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