so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
