I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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