My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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