this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
