Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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