bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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